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Bloody Slave
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Posted - 2013.07.25 22:07:00 -
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It seems a lot of other MMO behaviors are in place on EVE in the last few months, huh?
I don't have a clue of what is happening on the market and from where did all these ppl came, but after posting something and reading here and there I can feel what is coming next...
I would like to invite everyone to post something that would be funny on EVE that you commonly see in other MMOs and lets see what we can have, maybe some ideas to be implemented by CCP (OMG, OMG, I really pray for that never happening).
Fail post is fail, lets see, shall we? If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.25 22:48:00 -
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I thought this server was more populated, is that hard to fill a raid over here? If so I will transfer to other server...
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.25 22:54:00 -
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Noddy Comet wrote:Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's
I feel someone can't read past the tittle.  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.25 23:20:00 -
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Trudeaux Margaret wrote:Thread title had me laughing out loud.
Not sure I'd be laughing if I saw it for real in game, though!
Props for reading, understanding and caring about what EVE means to us all, and I'm pretty sure you got the point.  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 00:12:00 -
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Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:Bloody Slave wrote:Fail post is fail, lets see, shall we? All seen and agreed, fail post is fail. +1
Oh, thank you, so cute.
Now bring the other Alts, move on. If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 00:16:00 -
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Noddy Comet wrote:Bloody Slave wrote:Noddy Comet wrote:Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's
I feel someone can't read past the tittle.  Someone can read titles just fine. The fact that you are trying to juxtapose a 'wow-esque" call for arms of someone spamming local to get more people to run something hard in EvE was countered by an equally stupid wow-ish comment of "If you noobs can't handle X.. back to Y" Sorry I forgot to add the 'L2P' though..
Oh, ok, haha, but that really happens in EVE for a long time, I mean, the comment of noobs that can't handle something.  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 01:06:00 -
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A noob question, is this server PK or I'm safe to go outside this station? If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 01:11:00 -
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Eram Fidard wrote:Reminds me of the day incursions dropped.
Incursion Chat:
Draek LFF RAVEN WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING LFF Tengu LFF
etc.
'finally, raids for the unwashed masses' I thought to myself
Lulz If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 01:42:00 -
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Freakdevil wrote:Auction House. Where art thou?
Go more 7 systems to the left and after the last gate is the 4th door, err, 4/4 or something like that, it's easy to find, there are several other ppl outside. If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 02:03:00 -
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Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:LF2M tank/heals AE4 [HARD], must be geared and know fights!
E:
How could I forget: World Boss up, instance (X)!
Estamel is UP, hurry, FDL-CZ  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 02:22:00 -
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Someone, for God sake, keep a heal on the ceptor guy or we will wipe! If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 02:49:00 -
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Hey, the main tank is shield, right? Because I don't want to retrait my heals skills for armor just to do this AE4.
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 03:03:00 -
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Someone can plz tell me wich mob drops the mana potion for my ship?
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 03:03:00 -
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James Amril-Kesh wrote:Instead of asking for cap now I'm going to ask for more mana.
LoL, we were posting about mana at the same time  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 15:56:00 -
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hmm, can someone tell me wich ship or weapon has the optimal set to 0m? I really love to play melee classes, one that I could go in stealth and backstab would be ideal, TBH  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 16:02:00 -
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Freighdee Katt wrote:wat r the best rats to grind for dat XP?
Lulz, how could we possible forget the XP grinding to level up?
Props! If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 18:25:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:"OMG Malcolm you're the worst healer ever, my pet can heal better than that... vote to kick"
That's probably not as generally applicable to Eve....sob...sob... but it still hurt man...
That would be something like this:
OMG Malcolm you're the worst repper ever, my drone can rep better than that... boom!
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 18:36:00 -
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Thanks Freighdee Katt for reminding us the XP grinding to level up, I got one more:
- Hey guys, are there any Corps that I would join to help me powerlevel this toon? I'm willing to pay for that, just don't want to wait 10 years to be a Vet
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 19:39:00 -
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Lipbite wrote:Fleet LFF tank and logi, must know fights, 10k gear score minimum, orange loot from boss reserved.
Corporation is looking for geared Machariel tank for weekly t2 raids, DKP system, you start with -100. No idiots, please.
That deserves 2 likes, but I could put only 1! Props! If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 19:51:00 -
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Morrigan LeSante wrote:Of course one could replace 'stunlock' with permajammed and 'rogue' with falcon 
Indeed, the pain is the same.  If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 20:18:00 -
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Tobias Hareka wrote:Where I can find purple gear for my battleship?
Backdoor Bandit found the pink gear for his BS, about the purple one I dunno. 
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 20:56:00 -
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Silverback Zylo wrote:Damn sorry, my pet(drones) pulled agro.
LF JC to craft Mining gems, have own mats and will tip 10G
LF2M, no drone boats or armour tank players, boss loot reserved.
LF2M must have GS360 or better.
Bloody Shadow Buzzard ninja'd my T9 XL-shield booster, he can't use it bar DE it..Noob.
Haha, man, that is worth 5 likes, shame I can put only one, but I hope more folks click on it as well. Props!
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 21:23:00 -
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Valerie Tessel wrote:How come when I respec my T3 all my BOE mods disappear?
OK, we've cleared the complex, now who's rolling for the Large Wreck loot?
LMAO, that are pearls!
Props! If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.26 21:25:00 -
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Silverback Zylo wrote:LF rare Ghost Spider Drone Pet, anyone seen it.
OMG AoE is OP, look at the damage scores.
Auctioneer is broken since last patch.
Res on CD, you'll have to fly back
Can I Need on armour rep for my Drake?
I've killed Dagan 35 times now and he still hasn't dropped the lvl19 blue armour.
LF BS and Logi, AE4 cleared but bonus room needs run. Party had to log.
LOL, man, you are using google to find all this?
Props! If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.27 14:17:00 -
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Quazal Atreides wrote:/dance oo look at me doing this pretend funny dance replace /spin haha i made 1000 ship spins
Both while sat in *put starter city name here* and/or "jita"
Then we have the
Someone ninja'd the loot he is class X and loot was for class Y report to GMs get items replaced or add game mechanic to allow moving of item
Eve
Report to GMs
"Badman took my officer lewt from the rat it was mine i killed it "
get response worded like below
"that is game mechanic and your stupid hahahaha"
LoL, the emotes! We were forgetting that! Thanks for bringing this up.
Props!
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.27 14:19:00 -
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Silivar Karkun wrote:"makes pixel art using containers"....althought, they only have one color in this game...
"i forgot to save my hearthstone location in the other station, now if i get killed i have to fly 38 systems......"
"i'd like to have an exotic drone, but they're effing expensive, and the rogue ones cannot be tamed....."
"you're going to an incursion? dont forget to summon me......"
LMAO, taming a rogue drone.
Props!
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.27 14:29:00 -
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Thanks to Silivar Karkun ro remind us about the emotes:
- OMG, I can't believe! The guy is jumping above my wreck with his crap Condor! Noob, he didn't even scratch my Abadon.
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |

Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
36
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Posted - 2013.07.27 19:50:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:Bloody Slave wrote:Noddy Comet wrote:Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's
I feel someone can't read past the tittle.  It's funny, because it's about all you have to talk about ---> WoW (then get all worked over it, because you're talking about that game!). 
Something related to OP? Nope? Why not?
Ahh, forget about that, I already know why. 
Anyways, thank you for showing up and now move on, bring the other Alts. 
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |
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